We Are Mediocrity (part one)

We have accepted the terms and conditions

We have done the Maths

We have been woken by car alarms

We have allowed our membership to lapse

We have looked, but we have not touched

We have forgotten to buy milk

We have used milk that has gone past its sell by date

We have stopped opening our junk mail

We have sung in the shower

We have kept our receipts

We have opened joint bank accounts

We have lent books to friends we know we will never see again

We have eaten out on a Tuesday night