During some routine research into oral hygiene technology today, I stumbled upon this mutant toothbrush. Like something out of The Fly. You know, for kids!

I can also imagine the creative discussion that led to this rascular innovation.

A: Increasingly, consumers are becoming concerned with their tongues.

B: If only it were possible to in some way place a tiny bristle-based brushing-stroke-cleaning device on the end of a small plastic stick.

A: Hold on…